What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
Anonymous asked: If you're still taking fic prompts, Sterek + cohabitation please and thank you.
Oh yes! I enjoy thinking about Derek and Stiles moving in together years down the road, Derek out of the loft and Stiles out of his first post-college apartment. They rent a cute little house with a two car garage and a shed out back with a lawnmower in it. Stiles has a job (let’s make him a deputy, because I like him being a deputy) and Derek volunteers a lot at different places but doesn’t have a job job. Anyway, they move in to this rented house, all Stiles’ stuff that’s, like, cheap single dude purchases and hand-me-downs from his dad, and all of Derek’s stuff that he’s found on the curb over the years. They buy a good bed, a nice big new bed, and that’s it.
One day Derek’s making his morning smoothie and he realizes all their knives kind of suck, a mis-matched jumble with warped wooden handles, and most of the tips are broken off and Derek is 99% sure the big one is the same one Stiles once used to stab a succubus in the face. He spends the morning online looking up knives and reading reviews and stuff, and he’s about to order a whole set off Amazon when he reads something about “handle heft” and he realizes he probably needs to hold a knife in his hand before he buys it, handle heft is obviously important, so he deletes the knives from his cart and wanders over to the mall, and finds himself in Williams-Sonoma.
this is art
I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD
oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh
When I was 12, revealed to my mommy that I don’t believe in God. She looked at me wild-eyed and screamed, “So when you’re laying there dying on the hospital bed, who is going to save you?? SCIENTISTS?!”
And I said, “Yes, mommy, they’re called Doctors.”
I don’t care who you are or what you believe in religion wise. You need to watch this video. It shows from the side of the bully and the person being bullied. I feel as if this should be on everyone’s blog to show you care.
This is the most powerful video I have ever seen. It needs to be displayed at every school shown to every student they need to see this!
I have listened to this talk several times and absolutely love it, so I think it is wonderful that they created a video for it. A change of heart can happen for anyone who is willing to let it happen.
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
GUYS! GUYS GUYS GUYS.
pokemon theme vs. Applause - Lady Gaga,
even if you don’t like Lady Gaga, you MUST listen to how perfect his works.
Can you feel it. I can feel it.
thick full ass eyebrows are such a curse upon my face.
I WISH I COULD GROW EYEBROWS
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